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VICTOR UWAIFO THE MULTIFARIOUS ARTIST(E)

 

INVENTIONS OF VICTOR UWAIFO

CAR: - The Vision

 

 

Designed and hand made by Sir Victor Uwaifo

THE MAGIC GUITAR

A guitar with keyboard and rhythm box for solo performance

THE REVOLVING GUITAR

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The "Belt hook" which can be hooked to any guitar allows the guitar to revolve during performances. This is a new invention by Sir Victor Uwaifo.

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VICTOR UWAIFO THE POET

Some Collection of Poetry in the Book Titled; Philosophy of Life

MY FAITHFUL FRIEND

EVERY ONE STOOPS FOR A PENNY

THIS IS OUR WORLD WAKE UP


MY FAITHFUL FRIEND
My Faithful Friend
The Only faithful thing
To man is the heart
Heart does not rest
All day and night
In work and slavery
In health sickness or sleep
While the limbs, the eyes
Mouth and ears go to sleep
The heart remains faithful always
From the day of birth
Till the day of death
My heart my only faithful friend
I thank you
My only friend

If parts of your own body which you have control can let you down, why worry about somebody's inability to cope or leave up to your expectations. Any failure or disappointment is a springboard for better achievements.

EVERY ONE STOOPS FOR A PENNY
The rich and the poor
Look at them all
Money made for all
Some have not at all
You have taken them all
Struggling with the poor
Now everything is yours

When a penny drops
Right on the floor
I see your head drop
Toward the floor
You stoop to pick it up
That millionaire you are
You stoop for a penny

The poor lost his reason
And you adduce a reason
A penny is the beginning
Of the road to the mint
A million minus a penny
Banks accept not for a million
Everyone stoops for a penny

THIS IS OUR WORLD WAKE UP
“ Our great ancestors and warriors
We invite you to our modern world
Take a look and decide quickly
If you would like to stay with us”
They take a unanimous decision immediately
To go back to their graves of peace,
Because they are astonished and confused
By our modern standards and discoveries
Bring forth an early man
Let’s show him a mirror
He is to dumbfounded to see himself
The night falls and he goes to bed
Wake him up at mid-night, switch on the lights
“Good Heavens”! He exclaims
“What an eclipse of the night “
Switch off, on off, on and off then on
“No it’s unbelievable, What are you doing to me?”
Put on the television and he sees those fantasies.
A play of one of those early wars
He is now convinced, he is in a dream
“Who can those people be….
All within a chest of wood?”
As if that is not enough, switch on the air-conditioner
“Harmattan! Harmattan! Harmattan!
“ What’s happening?
This is not a place for me, let me go back “
Before he knows it, he is in a limousine car
On his way to the Airport
He is feeling giddy like a child
That experience or a first ride in a car
Trees and houses seem to move
He gets to the Airport, he sees an Aircraft
He sees people boarding the Aircraft
“By Jove!” He exclaims
W’ at kind of bird is that”, he asks.
“Have you brought me here to be swallowed?”
“Please, please, please, let me go back”
He is escorted into the big bird the Concord,
He looks around and he sees other people alive
He takes a seat near the window feeling uneasy
The big bird takes off
He looks through the window
He exclaims “Ah ha!”
“ The witches and wizards now fly in the day”
On landing, he hurries out quickly
At the checkroom, an electric door swings open
Other passengers file out to board
He sees a tiny naked live electric wire
He wants to pick it up, but he is warned
“Don’t touch that tiny wire, it can kill”
But he does not believe it
So he holds it
That’s it!
It shocks him
Dazed and he screams
Two hundred years before the birth of Christ
That civilization would not believe
That it would be possible fort a man
Through wireless at one end
To another man at the other end
The phone rings and someone tells him his life history
He is told to return if he likes
He goes back to his grave to tell his experience
They now plan to invade the world
He orders his war generals and army
Armed with spears, swords, bows ands arrows
to attack
He would not believe that we have superior
weapons
We did not show him any when he was around,
They send a warning of invasion
We decide to match their army with
Our modern weapons
Their war generals leading their combatant army
All armed to the teeth with clubs, spears bows
and arrows
Are approaching through a valley
They have been sighted by a modern soldier;
He uses binoculars
And from his hideout, he shells them with bazooka
They are forced to surrender
To a one-man gunfire
Grant us permission to retire
Back to our sepulchers
I salute you modern murderers
Let me live alone in my style
You’ll live to cry
After the coming of Christ
All that you crucify
But in another style


VICTOR UWAIFO THE PHILOSOPHER

Words of Wisdom - True to Life Philosophies
by Sir Victor Uwaifo

God is the ultimate Creator and Artist. I am just a tool of implementation

The graveyard is full of the best brains that ever lived and the world goes on without them. So the world can do without the best and nobody is indispensable.

A man who thinks he knows it all can never grow.

All women behave alike, the difference is class and up-bringing.

What the eyes do not see, the heart does not grieve and superstition is a disease.

There's no history without event. Time will tell.

Idle hands breeds evil; to be happy keep busy, if you stay away from evil, you'll be far from sin for evil retards progress.

Promise and fail is a debt if its a deliberate act.

Music is an interpretation of so many vibrations of sound, arranged in harmony pleasant to the ears and companion to man both in time of joy and distress.

Good Ideas are like musical notes that create perfect harmony and they give birth to creativity.

I have something to learn always even from the foolery of a fool.

If we have one common enemy (laziness), it stands to reason that we think alike

Everybody stoops for a penny, the rich and the poor and the banks accept not a million minus a penny.

When you nourish a flower it blossoms, when you keep your mind constantly in motion and feed it with good ideas it develops.

Time and chance could happen to attain stardom but not sustenance. Sustenance can only be achieved by real talent., hard work and discipline.

Don't wait for your destiny to wake you up wake up your destiny.

I live not for yesterday or today but for tomorrow, history will tell the rest of the story.

The pendulum of a man's temper becomes slow to anger with age.

Your past can affect your present and your present can affect your future- be focused don't under-estimate anybody.

Time runs after me, I take the lead that's why I am always busy and have something to occupy my time. Time wasted is time murdered.

Inspiration is like sound waves and vision, when in tune with your extra perception, it sends the right signals into your brain box.

Teaching you is good enough, but your personal experience is your best teacher.

Every bit of labour you put into life accumulates and bears an equivalent of even greater fruits of its benefits

The best is yet to come. The worst plan is better than no plan at all.

A genius has no duplicate, he comes once in a life time, his successors very unlikely.

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PUBLICATIONS BY VICTOR UWAIFO

THE PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE

Content of Book

How you can choose the sex of your Child before he or she is born
Poems and Philosophies
Words of Wisdom
Vision and Revelations,
Dialogues
Etc

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ORIGIN OF HIGH-LIFE

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TIMELESS LEGACY:
THE STORY OF VICTOR UWAIFO

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ART EHIBITIONS: REFLECTIONS

A Solo Art exhibition by Victor Uwaifo at Nimbus Art Gallery, Lagos 31st Oct - 9th Nov. 2003, declared open by her excellency the First Lady of Nigeria, of blessed memory, late Chief Mrs. Stella Obasonjo and well attended by Ambassadors and High commissioners, distinguished personalities, art collectors and gentlemen of the press.
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For research purposes.

FIRST DEGREE PROJECT

(WHERE SIR VICTOR UWAIFO EARNED A 1st CLASS DEGREE HONORS AT UNIVERSITY OF BENIN, NIGERIA)


TITLE: CRITICAL CASE STUDY OF THE LIFE OF EMMANUEL INNEH (BRONZE CASTER)
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For research purposes

SECOND DEGREE PROJECT

BENIN CONTEMPORARY SCULPTURE.
THE PALACE AS A CRYSTALLIZATION OF BENIN LIFE

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For research purposes

THE BLUE PRINT PROPOSAL FOR TOURISM IN CROSS RIVER STATE

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